Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 1 week ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 12 points 1 week ago

I'd prefer her to just tell me she didn't like my petrified broccoli tower.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Merger rejected.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

When two people are both trying to give bad news nicely they end up sounding similar.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"If you require any further information, please check our FAQ section before inquiring"

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago

This a symptom. But that funny to see guy discovering

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of this Little Joel video from a couple years ago

[–] Saarth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fake niceness is nauseating.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why do you think it's fake?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

AI gf are monogamous?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

my experience is that the language is far more overtly psycho than this.