How about Hog ball? And instead of quarters we could have Epstein files. When you score a touchdown it's now called a "bubba". Now punting can be renamed "trumping" the ball.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
471 points (96.6% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
36055 readers
3091 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Everyone else calls it American Football
Yankee rules football like afl 😝
I wonder if the right will turn on trump when he's out of office like they did to W.
They can't actually be enjoying this.
His face looks ai
Turn off the sound it looks funny as hell. Imagine someone feeding him an endless carrot.
For some reason, the sound is broken on mine, I guess. There's no audio at all
I always turn off the sound, I can't stand that dumb voice.
Lemme guess: He wants to call it Trumpball, right?
He's acting like he's just spit balling here, but we all know that after a bit of discussion in the media, it will "suddenly" occur to him on camera, that a good name might be Trumpball. Mike Johnson will immediately begin legislation, Vance will clutch his pearls at any resistance to what is obviously the only reasonable name, Bondi & Patel will threaten in investigate anyone who doesn't go along, and Schmuck Schumer will make a weak speech that nobody will ever hear because the media won't care what he has to say, because he never says anything important.
Game where you don't kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.
Well technically there's is one situation in which someone may kick the ball by foot.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
Doesn't even register on my radar. What about the Epstein files? They still redacted, or what? Wasn't there gonna be a big release or something? Two weeks, was it?
Knockoff Rugby League.
Yes, because THIS is what we need to focus on. Most people making under 150k are struggling right now and cannot afford a house. But we need to focus on the NFL and the fact that they call it football.
load more comments
(1 replies)
He knows the NFL has loads of money, and asks them for fat bribes with this stunt.
That's a nice diversion from the epstein files