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[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 3 months ago

howsabout…Trumpball???

[–] crypt0cler1c 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I usually call NFL 'American Football ' why is every so wound up these days?

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That’s the official name (Amerikkalainen jalkapallo) for the sport in Finland (and I guess all over Europe). Nickname is jenkkifutis (yankee footie) and it’s short version is just jefu which is used a lot.

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[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Outside of people joking around and calling it "hand egg", Trump just got Fifa's first peace prize, so I wonder why he would suddenly say something like this? Hmmm ...

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

He's still angry that he couldn't buy the Buffalo Bills years ago. As I recall the NFL expected he was lying about how rich he was and suspected he had mob ties

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can't wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I'm taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago (6 children)

it was called soccer before it was called football in England

you will never get Americans to not call the ball a football and a soccer ball

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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Thing in languages quite often don’t make much sense, but trying to correct them makes even less sense.

[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

Trump is just angry at the nfl. Has been since the 80s. His tiny feelings are hurt he doesn’t own a team. And then he tried that USFL thing. Which, oddly, failed. After the USFL decided to move to a calendar in direct competition with the nfl at trumps urging. It failed, because of the decisions of Trump. Go figure. But he is just a sad angry little man who’s feelings are hurt.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turning into the Mad King Trump. These absurd name changes and radical military actions like bombing boats and threatening Venezuela.

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

National Rugby Association

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That's the unexpected right thing coming from Trump. Seriously, only Americans call a game played with hands "football" and a game played with feet "soccer." Come on Trump, next fix the measurements so Americans don't measure in pots and pans (or maybe it was cups and spoons) and thumbs and elbows (or maybe it was inches and feet).

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Finally something we can agree on.

NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.

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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?

NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.

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[–] nothrone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

I still do not understand how this guy is given so much power. Seriously, what the fuck? How does he keep winning? How does everyone keep bending the knee? How are there so few people telling him to go fuck himself? Is he scary in real life?

[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

Just call it "Handegg"

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

Calvin Ball. Since he's so prone to making up rules as he goes.

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

I hate this dude so much can nature take its course already….

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I think we have more important fucking things to worry about in this fucking country, you assclown...

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