I don't have a religion so anyone that uses their's to try to enforce their rules on me can hang

Just like a schizophrenic or demented person. No sorry there is a reality we all share and I will not light myself on fire because the voices in your head are telling me to.

More honest:

My religion says I can't do that.

I don't care.

My religion says you can't do that.

I don't care.

love how the bible literally says public displays of faith and prayer is wrong yet people who've never read the bible will claim otherwise.

Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.

Actually "fuck off" to the above statement as well in many cases. "I'm a gynecologist. My religion says I can't do an abortion." Fuck off. Where I live (Croatia) pharmacies can refuse to sell you contraceptive pills if the person on the counter says it disagrees with their religion. Fuck off.

People's values are never a purely private matter.

The issue is that the vast majority of people don't view religion as "what I should or shouldn't do." They view it as "what should and shouldn't be done." They can't just follow the tenants themselves; in order to follow their religion - at least not the way they interpret it - they need to make sure the tenants are being universally followed. That's why religion is always at odds with society as a whole unless that society is already overbearingly religious. It will never change unless there are no major groups within society with different beliefs than the norm.

Even the top part is not innocuous when it's vaccines they say they "can't" do.

My religion says to love and have compassion unconditionally, full stop

"My religion prohibits it!"

THEN DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Whenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this

“Your Mormon?!”

“Not really, not so much anymore”

“So why don’t you drink it now?!”

“Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “

“How do you wake up then?”

“Cocaine”

Edit: I don’t like the taste of cocaine either but I love how it smells.

'My magical delusions forbid me from using common sense'.
Aight man, godspeed I guess 😅

idk I think people shouldn't be able to sell their children into marriages at 14 years old just because they don't share my beliefs that that's horrible. Meanwhile they think that an abortion harms a child in a way that outweighs b the mother's right to decide whether or not her body gets used as life support and I don't. I think whether or not it's important to meddle in other's private and family lives is actually a fairly complicated question.