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[–] REDACTED 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

Nope, waterfalls

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 126 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So, my understanding is that the Simp is all alone?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] X@piefed.world 30 points 1 week ago

Being that size can be really fucking intimidating to others.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So, my understanding of auroras is, the planet's magnetic field draws particles emitted by the sun toward the poles, and as those particles interact with the atmosphere they glow. So without a star and thus without solar wind, where do the aurora come from?

[–] Gust@piefed.social 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, it has a magnetic field 6 or 7 orders of magnitude higher than ours. Id guess that extra strength allows it to pull particles from much further away and possibly from sources much more reticent to give up their particles than solar wind

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Both the magnetic field strength and charged particle flux fall off proportional to the square of the distance from the planet / star respectively, so I doubt it gets much of anything even with a strong magnetic field unless it’s also near a star.

I’d also point out that the particles aren’t really attracted by the earths magnetic field, we’re just in the pathway, and the magnetic field funnels them to the poles. It’s more guidance than attraction.

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 week ago

Im guessing it only occurs when it is in a cloud or trail of charged particles. or perhaps there is a local (climatic?) cycle that sends charged particles to the poles.

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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

SIMP? More like PGTOW (Planets Going Their Own Way)

This planet is no orbiter.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I hate that I laughed at that

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

wtf,they have several classifications.

  • free-floating planetary-mass object
  • exoplanet
  • rogue planet
  • brown dwarf

welcome to science where theres names, AND acknowledgement that things change with new data

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Strangely attracted to distant stars yet unable to establish a stable orbit, Simp 0136 is condemned to a lonely existence.

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[–] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Strangely Independent Massive Planet - Simp

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

wait is this real or a joke? do we have a new planet that I've never heard of??

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 65 points 1 week ago

This planet isn't in our solar system. We've found 6,053 exoplanets already, so it's a safe bet that there's lots more of them than you're aware of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoplanet

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We have discovered over 6000 exoplanets in total, and over 100 in this year. I'd be surprised if you knew of all of them

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Oh you wanna be an astronaut, kid? Name every exoplanet

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[–] belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Galaxy, not Solar System. There are a lot of planets in our galaxy that you’ve probably never heard of

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Interesting, I just finished reading Rendezvous With Rama.

If a massive object like that was to pass through our neighbourhood I think it could fling planets out of the solar system.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Even with this mass this planet would have to pass one of the outer planets extremely close and quite slowly to have a chance of dragging a planet out of the solar system.

This is the same sort of idea as when galaxies merge. There is little chance of our solar system being effected in that scenario. There is just too much space to space.

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That's one of my very favorite books. It's fantastic at setting the mood. The further books are ok but not as much to my taste.

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe we could attract it with an OnlyFans subscription.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ofc the simp is cucked in the corner not allowed to join the orgy of planets.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago

Borg Sphere Model 2025

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So how come there's an aurora when there's no star to spray it with electromagnetic radiation?

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Because the planet produces its own radiation. That much mass means this is less a "planet" and more of a proto star. It's actually large enough to fuse deuterium if the right conditions arise. Pour enough hydrogen in there to raise the mass three of four times what it has now and it'd be comparable to our sun.

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[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Likely a brown dwarf or magnetar

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Name seems wrong but you do you, SIMP 0136

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Lonely queen.

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Welcome to 2016. Mike brown and Konstantin Batygin basically proved that the only way we could explain the orbits of Pluto and other KBO was a massive 9th, yet to be discovered rogue planet more than likely ejected from our inner solar system during planet formation.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

He's just jealous 'cause the dorks on Earth called him a failed star.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Simping for magnetism

My new band name

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