uhhh let me be bear
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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uhhh, let me tank here 
We were quarantining before it was cool 😤
obama but he's well hydrated:
uhhh let me pee clear
Obama as an ice sculpture: uhh let me be clear
That was a fun day/couple of days.
Obama but it's pride month: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer
uhh let me be fear here
(cw: meat, dairy) anybody remember that amazing one about coming into your kitchen in the morning to find Obama sauteeing a steak in clarified butter
Is the punchline fucking “let me ghee steer” god fucking damnit 
"uhh, let me ghee sear" iirc but yours is good too
That’s a banger
That was me!
You awake from a deep sleep to the smells and sounds of salt, pepper, and meat crackling. You walk into your kitchen. President Barack Obama is splashing clarified butter over a rib eye steak sizzling in a cast iron skillet.
“Uhh, let me ghee sear”
:leo-point: thank you
obama trying to pass a drug test: uhhh let me pee clear
Obama but he's auditioning for a Shakespeare play: Uhhhh let me read Lear
Obama but he's obsessed with the latest Zelda game: Uhhhh let me play Tears
I remember the diorama at the Richard Gere Museum
Obama but he drank a lot of coffee before a long drive.
"Uhhh let me pee here."
Obama but he's ordering venison: Uhhhh let me eat deer
Obama but he's auditioning for a part in the movie Downfall: Uhhhh let me play Speer
Obama but he's really into ass play: Uhhhh let me lick rear
Obama but he's picking a country in EU4: Uhhhh let me play Trier
Obama but he's pretending to be sad about his war crimes: Uhhhh let me cry tear
Obama but his beverage is too warm
"Uhhh, let me freeze beer"
Obama 
Obama but he's doing poorly in the FPS he's playing.
"Uhhh let me beat F.E.A.R."
Obama, but he's trained with the Bene Gesserit: "Uhhh, let me face fear"
Obama but he's the Riddler: Uhhhh, riddle me this
Wait guys let me work on this one . . .
obama but he's putting on his reading glasses: Uhhhh let me see near
Obama as a drummer: uhhhh, let me beat here
one of the best moments the sub every had
Death to America
Obama driving a car with a broken automatic transmission: uhhh let me D gear
The two genders
Obama with a brand new pair of glasses: Uhh, let me see near