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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

> emerge pussy —deep —pretend

Get the source. You mean get the source.

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I'll admit I laughed in real life.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.

Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget the white monster.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.

[–] lime@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago

It’s in the reflection of the monitor.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought you just got thigh highs….

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart's account,
it was always device is not ready

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i just got into linux like.....three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i'm good

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No idea what any of that is.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

You're sitting on it

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 weeks ago

People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just need the right combination of terminal commands.

 grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

PSA that ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuck is a valid command, ls comes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sudo pussy enable

Systemctl reboot

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP

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[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn't come in a flat pack crate.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah see you gotta use Nyarch for that.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Bring out the GIMP!

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p