It's Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
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sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install
>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins
> emerge pussy —deep —pretend
Get the source. You mean get the source.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don't forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I'll admit I laughed in real life.
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don't forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep
There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart's account,
it was always device is not ready
Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.
TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
i just got into linux like.....three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i'm good
No idea what any of that is.
Linux!
You're sitting on it
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuck is a valid command, ls comes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
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Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn't come in a flat pack crate.
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Bring out the GIMP!
Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Same