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Thirty years later, JavaScript is the glue that holds the interactive web together, warts and all.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worth the click just to see the Pic of Netscape 2.0 opening Alta vista.

Definitely had its frustrations, but overall this was when browsing the web was a largely enjoyable experience.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And now Netscape is known as Firefox (sort of)!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Netscape Navigator -> Firefox
Netscape Communicator -> Seamonkey

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I never knew the difference till I just googled it, does sound familiar from way back when. I seem to recall having an email button in one of them or just fuzzy memory these days.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Speaking of hacks, that title sucks.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, sure, but the JS we write today is quite a bit different than the JS he designed.

It was also heavily influenced by a number of other languages, and borrowed tons of libraries from them. The entire number and math system is just a straightforward implementation of IEEE 754.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but all of the quirks it had back then are still there, for backwards compatibility

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, but only kind of. It depends if you’re using the new syntax. Within new language constructs (like classes and modules), code runs in strict mode without having to use "use strict". It gets rid of some of the annoying quirks.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The entire number and math system is just a straightforward implementation of IEEE 754.

Yeah, but using doubles for everything is its own downsides e.g. it's why JSON "can't" store 64bit integers for starters.

They did add the BigInt class recently, which annoyingly you can't use with JSON because it requires specialized handling (Because of the aforementioned issue with JSON).

(So you "can" store 64bit integers in JSON, the spec just says not to, so people just ignore the spec. You just then run into silent truncation issues with clients that do follow it, like browsers.)

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I completely agree. It’s straightforward, but it’s got a lot of downsides. Everything always takes eight bytes. Even if you’re just storing 0 or 1.

It makes handling numbers a lot simpler in most cases, though, and simplicity was the goal of JavaScript. I just wish there was a better solution than typed arrays.

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The Internet is held together by duct tape and glue sticks.

I wish JavaScript would die already.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or at least all the browsers agree to implement something nicer as a standard.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Every software is.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Better than whatever HTML5 is

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Waits to see how long it takes for someone to post that XKCD picture

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

We're gonna need a new one for JS, it was a tiny little brick in 1995, now it's a sprawling cancerous behemoth dragging all the other blocks down.

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] guy@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Of course. This one might be relevant to you now: https://xkcd.com/1053/

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In case you didn't know, the original 'Mozilla Suite' (the browser/HTML composer/Mail client) is still apparently being developed! I'm sure it's behind a lot of modern standards, but I love the idea it's being kept alive...

https://www.seamonkey-project.org/releases/

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It looks like it used modern Firefox and Thunderbird code under the hood, so it should be good on standards!

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Neat -- I just set it up, got my gmail going in the Mail app and it works.

uBlock Origin isn't officially supported any more as it's considered 'legacy browser', but I found a working XPI here and it even seems to block Youtube ads. Wow.

https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock-for-firefox-legacy/releases/download/firefox-legacy-1.16.4.24/uBlock0_1.16.4.24.firefox-legacy.xpi

...though my self-hosted Nextcloud login page doesn't seem to work with it. If it isn't a known issue I'll file a bug ticket with them.

So surreal, being able to run Mozilla (now 'Seamonkey') on Windows 11 in 2025.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Replace internet with WWW though.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Application runtimes like node.js have allowed JavaScript to break containment. Anything could be running JavaScript under the hood now. I've worked with FTP servers written entirely in JavaScript.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Beats Django

ECMAScript was such a mistake.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The internet and browsers felt so comfortable back then. I was a kid, but I felt like I had a command center at my fingertips. Was like flying a space freighter made from scrap metal.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It beats Microsoft Testicle Exploder.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn’t familiar with those two products so I Gurgled them and the search results were… interesting.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No wonder why it's sucks 20 balls

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

takes talent to suck that many balls and still be the kaka smear binding much of the web lol

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 2 weeks ago

“Bill Gates was bitching about us changing JS all the time,” Eich later recalled of the fall of 1996.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

yes, we have a german proverb for that:

https://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/wie_aus_einem_Guss

a lot of things turn out much better if you think about them long enough, and then implement them all at once in a short amount of time.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Concepts from Scheme? You sure about that?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

when you want Scheme but your boss wants Java

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. JavaScript is basically a LISP wearing a Java trenchcoat. Functions are first class citizens and can be passed around just like variables. Object orientation is weird and bolted on as an afterthought.

In case you’re wondering just how much functional programming is possible in JS, I recommend reading this: https://mostly-adequate.gitbook.io/mostly-adequate-guide/