Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 weeks ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 01189998819991197253 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Few is three or more. You have a couple twix up your sleeve.

[–] hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you know there's not more in there??

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 2 weeks ago

Because I ate the third one.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, dear God.. I have to send this to my husband! It's totally his style!

Thanks!

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What was your husband's reaction/reply to it? =)

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Rolled his eyes and groaned. Oyyy.

LOL!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is flirting in my book. Don’t buy me dinner, pop some Twix out from under your sleeve and Hot Damn!