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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

meanwhile you find your lost glasses on your head

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I've been looking for those for months!

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Before lasik, form me it was either "Where are my glasses?" when they are on my head, or "I have glasses on my head!?" after it has been there but I put them back on my nose but the feeling of them staying on my head persisted.

[–] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought this was c/weedtime 😆

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Then you'd be sitting, and it would drop out of your lap when you stand up.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's how I lost my steamroller. May she RIP.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't think she's ripping anymore. Maybe she's ripping those clouds in heaven. <3

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For me it’s usually looking for where I left my phone (it’s in my pocket)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or it's the thing that I'm already looking at, in my hand, but I need it for a separate function so my brain defaults to treating it like a separate object

[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 4 points 2 weeks ago

Today I tried to bring the garbage bag into the market instead of the garbage... designated place(no idea how it is called in English): the bag was rather light, and I had many thoughts to think so I realized that I carry the garbage only somewhere midway to the market.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 01189998819991197253 2 points 1 week ago

It's the picnic episode, when they found out they were pregnant.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Mines always in my pocket. The pocket that I checked 5 times. It only appears when I started asking the group "did one of you take my lighter"

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like he injected the lighter into his forehead.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think saying "Why is it that whatever it is i was looking for was in the lat place i searched for?" should be a punchable offense.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a sentence I don't say often (I SWEAR), but...Jeff Foxworthy does a bit about that.

[–] 01189998819991197253 2 points 1 week ago
[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

I was once on a video call with my sister, walking around the house and getting more and more frustrated as I did so. Eventually she asked me what I was looking for.

"I CAN'T FIND MY GODDAMN PHONE!"

She burst out laughing.