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Also, I was never cool. I lied about that part.

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[–] CubitOom 65 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's 100% a man who doesn't just know mushrooms, he understands them.

[–] dublet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

This is a great book.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I have that book!

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i almost bought that book a couple months ago at a local bookshop!

[–] CubitOom 1 points 1 week ago

Its a great field guide

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s cool to acknowledge the importance of a balanced ecosystem 😎

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

And then suit up, and go splashing around in galoshes!!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm still with it, the only problem is that they're with that and I don't understand what that is or get the appeal

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago

I must say I've accepted becoming uncool with all the grace and poise of a particularly violent train accident.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I used to be young and uncool, and when it rained I was like "This is good. My mom won't hassle me for playing video games."

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I used to be young and think the world could be saved with some recycling and we usually got enough rain. Yeah. I’m not young anymore.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

13-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window.”

43-year-old me: “Staring at the rain through the window waiting for a break in the clouds so I can walk to the store.”

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Rain has always been cool in my book.

When it's hot, then we have a problem.

[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Rain storms have always been cool

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My city is in perpetual drought, so any rain is welcome. Also, rain means you get to skip irrigating your lawn and you save some water.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Hint: The universe is telling you you shouldn't have a lawn. Try xeriscaping.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

i always liked rain, it means it probably wont be a hot day here... unless it's one of those humid warm days, ugh.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Never said when it snows though...

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Looks like a rainy one, good for the grass though."