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Jesus and the Christs
On second thought, let's not, for it is a silly place.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
..because they’re made of wood…?
Their best record is titled I fart in your general direction
Good one. The Black Beast of Aaaaargghh is also quite a banger
Strange women lyin' in ponds
Personally, I think Anarcho-syndicaist Commune is way better
You're all wrong, Sit On My Face is clearly their best release.
Dead Parrot. It's the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.
Nice
The members were G-Man, JC , Gill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.
AMEN!
Everyone trying to look serious or intellectual and Cleese just grinning like an idiot in the background love it
The picture is from 1970. John Cleese is 30 or 31 years old in that picture...
Which would mean that he is now..does quick estimate older than time itself!
They originally were the Knights Who Say Ni, but broke up for a while for some solo work, then reunited as The Knights Who Say Ekki Ekki Ekki Pitang Zoom Boing. Best rap album ever, with the chart topper "Only a Flesh Wound".
Monties With Attitude,
Straight Outta Camelot
Track 1: 'Tis a silly place
Track 2: Fuck tha Rabbit!
Track 3: 8 Fall (into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
It’s…..
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
I am 100% certain that if they were a band their name would be And Now For Something Completely Different.
I fucking love Spinal Tap!

"I wish I'd been a girly, just like me dear Mama!"
Or "like my dear Pa-Par" in some versions 🤣
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They turned me into a newt.
I got better…
Wasn't this the group that got sued for sampling the Rutles?
This is Blackadder, right?
Is this not the Beatles?
Nope. Also, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film seems to be absent
No, it's the Beat-Alls
There a rock band. Because, you know, the one guy uses a rock
This is Deforested Hillock. Their biggest hit was "Advanced Maladjustment in the Noggin"
Nicki Minaj released the song Anaconda, but she really meant a Python.
Bruce and the Bruce's
Eric and The Half Bees.
Straight outta Eton
It's sad that the young people here all forgot Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five. 😢
Notorious MPFC