Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's my goal post.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Intentional Groaning penalty on the Offense, 10 yard penalty and Loss of Composure.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, do the refs in American football really have hats with their uniforms?

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, they will throw them down to mark spots on the field sometimes.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Or use as a penalty flag in case of multiple.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If you ever do, maybe you could edit in some other fun football fact after the punchline. It could be your Extra Point.

[–] Rokin@leminal.space 5 points 4 months ago

👌

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

I don't think this is the right community for it...

That's right,

I'm asking you to

Move this goal post.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

You really need to find some boundaries ..