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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Damn she is old

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The videos are real.

[–] audible_obituary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Pokémon Go to the polls!

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She is a nobody now and wants to be in the headlines somehow.

Just ignore her.

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Can this election flopping ghoul please stop with the parade of terrible takes?

And why year after year I get tired of holding my nose and voting for weak ass democrats.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck you Hillary and your pedophile cheating husband. Her ego and arrogance thrusted Trump upon the world.

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

hosted by an Israeli newspaper

Stupid fucking whore, you and your pedo husband can go fucking die of cancer

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Fucking Fascist!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Wow what a pathetic puppet.

Suprised she can still find someone to pay to stick their hand up her ass

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

She is evil

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

She's trash, but this does remind me that I am worried about fake outrage bait videos. It's already too good.

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