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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Genocide denial in the face of obvious genocide is genocide support.

Clinton remains the de facto head of the centrist wing of the party, and she's telling everyone the only thing they've ever been about.

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[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't imagine why people thought you're fake

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

The length this hag will go to just feel relevant, shut the fuck up! And keep bending over to your AIPAC god

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Did the money she sold herself for to say this dumb shit really change her life in any noticable way?

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

This bitch and her husband need to disappear off the face of the Earth already.

So few people manage to be hated by everyone in every political camp in America, yet she and Bill mastered it.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it talks like a fascist,.....

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 20 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I don't get it. Why is she still paying lip service to AIPAC?

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

OMG will this woman please leave us all alone at some point or does she plan to live to 150 before she drags us all down to hell with her?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I guess the UN was watching the same made up stuff.

[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 week ago

She's in the same camp as Giuliani: A shitty person, who would have had a much better reputation had they just shut the fuck up.

She was always an awful candidate, and the DNC made a HUGE fucking mistake supporting her. But, after Trump, libs would probably joke about her the way they joke about Al Gore. "If only they had won, we would all be at brunch!"

Instead, she pops up every year or two to punch left, remind everyone she sucks, and then does fuck all for anyone until next time.

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And that's why she lost. (Not really, but emblematic of her type of democrat.)

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Her going on Colbert to tell people to shut up and that these are their choices for 2024. She clearly does not believe in democracy.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“It’s not just the usual suspects. It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand,” she claimed, adding, “A lot of the challenge is with younger people. More than 50% of young people in America get their news from social media.”

Who exactly are the usual suspects Clinton is referring to?

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

Suggestion: let's fly to Gaza together and see it for ourselves, then we can discuss further.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bitch its time for you to fade into history.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you still support the Clinton's then youre a part of the problem

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But Democrats are definitely not the soft side of th same team. Lmao.

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But but but the "vote blue no matter who" crowd said democrats are less evil.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago

So who should we be trusting? Billionaire-owned mainstream media? AIPAC-funded politicians? Because surely they wouldn't be unbiased and would never try to push an agenda. Lol GTFO!

They're just butthurt that their shitty attempts at cramming their agenda down everyone's throats is finally starting to show cracks because they can't hide the truth anymore. The more they double down on their bullshit, the more ridiculous they look.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I'm sure Hilary has got her finger on the pulse of the nation. Her husband must think most young americans are just a basket of deflower holes.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"You dumb touchy feely kids gotta learn genocide is cool as shit! " -Hilary Clinton

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