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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CooingBuzzard on 2025-12-03 01:06:23+00:00.
I was planning this nice dinner for my girlfriend's birthday coming up and I wanted to surprise her with this fancy lobster meal thing they had. I added a gift note that said "cant wait to taste you later tonight babe" because I thought I was being cute and flirty or whatever.
Here's where I fucked up. I didnt realize my old address was still the default shipping address in the app. The address where my ex girlfriend still lives. We broke up like 8 months ago but apparently I never changed it in this one app.
So my ex texts me completely confused asking why theres a box of expensive lobster and ingredients on her doorstep with a card that has my name and that message. She sent me a photo. I wanted to die right there.
Had to explain the whole thing to her and she thought it was hilarious but also kinda awkward. Then I had to explain to my CURRENT girlfriend why my ex was texting me and why she now knows about our dinner plans. She also thought it was funny but now the surprise is ruined and I had to reorder everything to the correct address.
The company wouldnt refund me either since it was my mistake. I dont really mind being out 80 bucks since I got some money set aside but I DO mind having the most embarrassing text exchange of my life now saved on my phone forever.
TLDR: Ordered romantic meal kit to wrong address, accidentally sent it to my ex with a very suggestive note meant for my current girlfriend