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[–] dimjim@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Numbers on top is the way, fight me

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Hell yeah, brother/sister/sibling!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

the heck? Where does one get these dice?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

[dramatic head turn]

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

I got mine from Math Art Fun/The Dice Lab. I also got their Orbiform d4, which rolls nicely and looks and feels great.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I went a-lookin' and i kinda wish i didn't now... I am about to drop some coin on some dice and i don't even need them!! Well, i need them but i don't need them lol

There are some really really cool looking dice there!!!

https://www.gamescience.com/?page=1

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Zocchi was an underappreciated legend

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The number is also on top for every other die, why would you change it, unless you're an evil heretic bound on destroying everything we hold dear.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fill the holes with a resin of the same density as the bulk material to balance it and I'd have no issues against it.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When you roll a d6, and the face looking upwards shows a 1, have you rolled a 6, no? Then why change the approach for the d4?

Number rolled goes up!

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this implies d4s can be rolled and not tossed. the number goes on the bottom of a d4 to demonstrate that it is an affront to all that it is good. what you value it breaks because it finds it funny

You nearly convinced me, but I can't get over how difficult it is to read when hovering above it, so even though it may be what the rotten things deserve, I shouldn't bear the punishment for the crime of their existence.

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[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Number at the top is undeniably superior, it's functionally more well designed. Not only does it make the die more pleasing to look at, but the number isn't fighting for space with the other two digits, the other numbers are also angled downwards rather than upwards, further indicating that the number at the top is what you rolled.

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok but one is clearly superior.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I audibly gasped. You should really consider an nsfl tag.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago

Purple (number up) team for sure. The only alternative I'll accept is the ones that look like crystals, but I mean c'mon they're just so cool they get a pass, numbers up pyramid is clearly the correct choice.

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Evil DMs keep two color-identical D4s, one with numbers up and an evil one with numbers down, and they’re the only D4s allowed on the table. When directed to roll a 1D4, it’s drawn blind and rolled. The hopeful see what they want before their faces give way to crestfall.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

These fools! It is so obvious which way is correct

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Both sides know the right way, one side is just trolling

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Determining the correct d4 layout is left as an exercise for the reader.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

(best d4 shape is dodecahedron with 1-4 repeated 3 times, fight me)

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

But then you can't tell at a glance what kind of die it is.

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[–] dxdydz@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make it a rhombic dodecahedron for extra style points.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the infinity d4?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take two different coins: designate one as worth 1, the other, worth 2. Flip both and total the value of the coins showing heads; 0=4.

It’s percentile dice in binary.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Look! I have a… [rummages in wallet] d512 !

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The bottom number while more difficult to grasp initially makes for a much easier more consistent readings, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees.

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fight to your death it is, then.

The triangular shape naturally draws our eyes to the pinnacle. Bottom-numbered D4 are evil and should be banned.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve never looked at a number-on-top d4 and thought “ouchy if only there was an easier way”. Not once. Whether or not I agree with you, the fact that there is a noticeable difference to you, which crosses a particular threshold, is wild.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thems fighting words. lol I don't actually have that strong of an opinion. just a slight preference for being wrong apparently.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I recently received a d4 as a gift that was essentially a d6 but with two rounded faces so it can only land on the four sides. It’s objectively the better experience but feels like treason.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you also roll a pencil as a d6.

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found a dodecahedral d4 once and I have been looking for more of those ever since

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://doublesixdice.com/collections/triplefours
These are the ones I started with. I wish they had focused more on the d4 line than the d6 line but that'd be like asking Wizards of the Coast to make good martials

https://www.diceemporium.com/product/roman-d12-12-sided/
Chessex ones available in a few variations with roman numerals

https://www.thediceshoponline.com/specialist-dice/d12-specialist-dice.html?dice_sides=100&product_list_limit=100
pipped 12 sided d4s, a bit more expensive

https://www.nobleknight.com/P/2147622485/20mm-d4-12-Sided-Metal-Dice-w-Black
And if you really have money to burn, these are the only metal ones I could reliably find. It's a chonky boy, bigger than a d12 you'll normally get, basically the size of a d20, maybe even a bit bigger.

There was a game a few years ago called Nibiru that apparently has a decently priced set of 6 metal 12-sided d4s with cuneiform symbols, but it doesn't seem like anyone in the US has the dice in stock (I found one website but I'm pretty sure it was gonna scam me). This appears to be the publisher's website from the UK, though it has had that message about restocking their warehouse since at least this past July so idk, but they say the dice are in stock. Searching on Google were also some Spanish and German sites that maybe had them in stock, but I have no idea if those sites are reputable.

[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Truncated D8 / 2 for the win!

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[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I may be the only one here who doesn't care. Long as it's understandable, it's good enough.

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't understand the difference--

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guys on the top have their d4s the correct way, and the people on the bottom are heathens that deserve death

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 weeks ago

The far army has the number on the vertices (4), the close army has the number on the base (3).

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