Programmer Humor

Fuck you with your ISO 27001 compliance!

Also, fuck that kid.

What, this bish doesn't even have a wifi hotspot?

Classic BOFH.

I wonder if this was the same person who was on asklemmy or whatever saying "what can I do to convince my loved ones of the importance of data privacy"

How about running guest WLAN?

Compliance <<<< Security

I couldn't imagine bringing a gaming device to a family Thanksgiving celebration and insisting on being able to use it instead of socializing with the people physically there.

At a time I didn't have wifi, I would not share connection with younger guests. There was no way I would use my phone to connect to internet the bloody smart tv in the heart of our share living room. Never done it in my life, so I was not lying when I saied I didn't knew how to do it. If you Come to visit me, visit me not my game console or my streaming service.

first misake was giving him the wifi password.

I feel like when 'Zero Trust' first became a thing, the theme was 'you should have every endpoint under your control hardened so it need not feer untrusted peers being able to connect'. E.g. if you think you absolutely need VPN to a 'private network' for security, then you are failing to be hardened in a 'zero trust' way, because you implicitly fear that your systems would fall to untrusted peers.

I feel like it's evolved to 'don't let anything be able to connect to anything under your control unless you have admin privilege over it as well'. Which is particularly a nightmare when you try to collaborate between two companies, each balking at the other's hard requirement to have admin access to all network peers of interest.

Are guest networks not secure enough?

Does the concept of Zero Trust also include Management? Asking for a friend.

Beautiful

Is this the It equivalent of the unhinged LinkedIn post?