This reads like a classic LinkedinLunatics post and I love it. Great parody!
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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wth is the point of a guest network if you have 443 blocked lmao.
Even my VPN port is 443 so it gets past basic port filtering because HTTPS is usually the only one allowed compared to other protocols.
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This reads like a parody greentext except you know OP is a sysad so there's no fucking way he's that self-aware
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He is doing the right thing if only because he is preventing a child from playing Roblox.
He'd be a hero if he gave him a copy of Minecraft (or really almost any non-F2P game) to play instead.
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what a dick move tbh. i get ya wanna be secure, but why not just let him do his thing on that alternate network?
guess this is satire. zero trust and byod mix well, just isolate from your shit and you are done. block port 25 outgoing and known c2 IPs to not taint your IP.
But zero trust means you don't have to have a perimeter