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[–] bonenode@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We've had one, yes, but what about the second Peacekeeper?

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Mordor refused to surrender after the first one

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is meme is about the eagles.

[–] teft@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Pippin would have fool of a took'd the launch and nuked the undying lands.

[–] ewo@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

This is the most likely answer :)

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm gonna be honest; Legolas had magic elf eyes with hundreds of years of experience with his magical bow. I'm pretty sure giving him a modern sniper rifle would just be a side-grade at best and the book would be just about the same length.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do remember him having ammo supply problems at Helm's Deep - think of how many more bullets he could've carried!

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

At the cost of having to carry a bigass sniper rifle instead. I expect that he could have carried more ammo, yes, but one of the moves he pulled in the defense of helms deep was stabbing an orc in the eye with an arrow then pulling it out and firing it at another orc. I still think it would be a side-grade, rather than any sort of clear upgrade.

[–] teft@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

If you've got super vision increasing it by some factor is still going to be a net gain.

But he'd probably be limited by the ammo more than anything.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago

It certainly saves a lot of paper.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Chapter two : Hobbiton is considered a threat to Rohan. A coalition forms with the elves and Gondor to sabotage and/or steal the big boom stick. Gandalf and Isengard publicly express worry for the peaceful state of the world.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

LOTR but the fellowship have access to a Blackhawk helicopter