extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab
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It's not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
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trump rocking the 'blowing bill look'
Yeah he's dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: βbubbaβ
And drops a snowglobe.
Soon?β¦
They donβt put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. Itβs because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think itβs normal though what with all the retirees.
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So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out.... Very interesting.
If Biden is βsleepy,β then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
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Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
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First Biden now this, seems like itβs too much to ask for that the US president isnβt suffering from dementia
Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70 and then give them two terms
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I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn't consider half of Americans to be America's enemies, had no felonies, and didn't fuck kids.
But yeah, we need younger presidents.
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It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
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For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:
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"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."
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Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
What isn't natural is the small child under the table.
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
45-47 (years past best by date)
Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all
That president ain't couch fucker eyeliner boy...
looks like he's in the throes of an anal orgasm.
Itβs fitting that heβs a subhuman slave to his own handlers
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
Dreaming of Bill....
or Bubba the horse.
He looks like a dead fish.
Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.
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