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[–] nukeforyou@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just want cars to stop spying on me, just because I sit in the passenger seat does not mean I give permission to track and sell data about me

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[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, Automatic Emergency Braking sounds like it has enormous potential for things to go wrong but I say that out of concern for safety, not expense.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Shareholders are the primary reason!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Republicans will design a car that rapes children to fix this

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They just want their goons to be able to break their victims windows out easier

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Pay them enough bribe money and they will do just that (aka: lobbyist money), no joke. 😕

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