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Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.

Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.

The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 188 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 58 points 2 weeks ago

Custard's last stand

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 100 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop

France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 96 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It’s France so it’s definitely cake

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

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[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Last time someone in France let people eat cake, it didn't go too well for them.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Everyday3671@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, they are still missing the butter and sugar.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Give it time. Its a slow recipe, but I trust the French to follow through if its a protest.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, the next step is panko/breadcrumbs.

And after three strikes, you dunk him in hot oil.

To be fair I never imagined that "eat the rich" (or in this case, eat the Reich) would turn out Kentucky Fried, but I'm all for it.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess next would be milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

You can't eat your cake and have it too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can, through the magic of buying two of them.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.

[–] s@piefed.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

" Let them eat cake " ❌

"Make them into cake" ✅

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Milk and sugar next week.

Free Crepes.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.

Make fascists scared again.

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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

74 year old badass.

[–] j_z@feddit.nu 17 points 2 weeks ago

Operation dessert storm

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 15 points 2 weeks ago

they're trying to get him breaded lol

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

They're French, they're making a soufflé

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

It’s well pasta time….

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

Demain du lait et on a de la ….. Pâte à crêpes !!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Guess the next step is to deep fry him.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:

The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed

For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Just need sugar and we gotta cake to let us eat!

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bricks are usually more effective.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Only if someone throws some milk at him next.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoa, the Eat The Rich people are serious.

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Complete the brunch with bacon and sausages.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any Aussies out there remember egg boy?

What a legend.

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