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Grims you might like:
Tzeentch's would make you shower thought yourself to paranoia
Nurgle's is laced with dog shit
Korne's is just cocaine rolled in a blunt shape
Slaanesh's would be an everything bluntel
Big E's at that point in his life would be a placebo and he'd then preach to you about your mind being your greatest weapon or some shit.
Chaos laced with LSD, krokodil, PCP, X.
Big E's is the crustiest brick weed you've ever seen.
Its grim dark none of their shit is dank
I disagree. There is one.
The Tau absolutely have the dankest shit. It explains "the greater good" pretty well.
Oh damn you are right. The Tau got that shit that makes you convert your whole lifestyle to healing stones and togetherness. Nice.
Know your dealers.
You go to Nurgle for- well don't go to Nurgle for drugs, Khorne for bath salts, Slaanesh for coke, Tzeentch for acid. You go to the Emperor for a lecture on how religion is false even though you didn't bring it up but now you're socially obligated to stay while he talks.
You go to Jurgen or rattling snipers for weed.
In my city there’s a woman who drive around with « praise humanity, reject religion » duct taped to her car. When you talk with her she’s clearly selling some form of ~~facist~~ cult.
To this day I’m not sure if she’s alone in it, trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.
That's weird because in my country the fascists and the « praise humanity, reject religion » types are directly opposed to each other.
Here it’s weird. They’re big on « religion are bad » but don’t touch the crucifix at the parliament because it’s tradition. They are hypocrites
trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.
These aren't necessarily exclusive
Emperor is clearly just handing you a breadstick. When you’re here, you’re family
never got into the lore but I have seen 40k posts for years so here are my opinions based on osmosis:
dude looks like a lovecraft monster probably see indescribable horrors if I smoke that
I think that's Nergle? he's basically the mucinex guy so that thing is just filled with snot
Don't know the red dude he looks like a gears of war fanboy though, probably tastes like monster energy drink
Slaneesh? the one with the horny followers, its probably like viagra and molly
I know that's the emperor but he's really just a skeleton thing right? I assume it would be rolled up mummy dust
Assuming I die from all of these I choose horny to death
This is actually pretty spot on lol
Slaanesh : I laced this weed with gas station boner pills.
And ~~schroom~~ Ork extract
Obviously the green guy who looks like he, himself, would be fun to smoke.
He is Nurgle, the inter-dimensional psychic embodiment of all that is filth and disease, a chaos god forged from an advanced civilizations' indulgence and corruption taken form in a rift between worlds formerly used for deepspace travel, thereby making the rift unusable and leading to the destruction of that race.
If you touch anything within range of that guy you'll throw up all of your insides and they will sew those insides to the outside of your body.
So I was right.
Nah I knew a guy who made extract when that was all the rage and he lived like an absolute pig but cooked like a chemist. Big daddy biological warfare over there knows how to make the good shit if he's engineering super viruses for genetically immune science projects. Pass me the biohazard boof.
a chaos god forged from an advanced civilizations’ indulgence and corruption taken form in a rift between worlds formerly used for deepspace travel, thereby making the rift unusable and leading to the destruction of that race.
Where's that from?
Warhammer 40k
Theres a bunch of books and videogames based on an old tabletop rpg.
You can also read about Chaos Gods and "The Warp" on the online wikis.
I mean Nurgle's origin specifically.
From my understanding he was always around, what with being the embodiment of entropy.
The idea of an alien civilization getting too into indulgence and creating a chaos god and dooming itself sounds a lot like Slaanesh and the Eldar.
I was under the impression that all Chaos Gods were born via the same process with Slaanesh simply being the youngest, nurgle being the third oldest, and that is further supported by the fact that everything in the warp exists as a result of something that existed in reality.
A race spread and prospers, the density of their psychic energy grows, it creates a chaos god and that god destroys everything like a repeating cycle.
The Warp was created by an advanced psychic civilization The Old Ones who created the Eldar and other xeno races as soldiers in their war against the necrons and at this point the chaos gods did not exist.
On one hand you would assume Slaanesh weed would give you an amazing euphoric ecstasy but on the other hand weed general makes libido lower so maybe it's not their ballpark.
