this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2025
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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] chuckd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Some day they'll get it. It's not about following the law or doing it the "right" way. It's about the color of your skin.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Womp womp, think harder next time

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What a dumbass. Wait until he figures out they can take citizens, too.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Trump curious

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, yet again the finding out.

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

and he's a passport bro on top of it all... typical

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Tots and pears!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My guy they are deporting 4 year olds, I don't think legal system has any effect.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's a dog's prayer for color vision. Ain't gonna happen.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm done with clicking on titles that say nothing. Sometimes the jokes are good but with so many of them now, I can't waste time guessing.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well, pal, hopefully she's not arrested and deported after leaving one of her final appointments before the citizenship goes through.

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