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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/banana_in_the_dark on 2025-11-28 17:37:37+00:00.
I was standing in line at old navy and was extremely nauseous. I wanted to step out of line but it was literally wrapped all the way around the store and I was only a few people away from checking out. I tried as hard as I could to keep it in but did not succeed. In a panic I just opened up my bag and ralphed. A group of people saw and wouldn’t stop whispering and staring. I don’t think I’ve ever been so embarrassed. I asked for an empty bag, exclaiming I think I’m pregnant in hopes that group would have a little sympathy, but who knows if they heard. On the way home I puked into that spare bag but it was a thin paper bag and the puke just soaked right through onto my pants. I peed my pants while puking (moms, iykyk) too. Why I thought it was worth standing in line to buy my stuff is beyond me.
Oh yeah, and I think I might be pregnant.
TL;DR: I puked into my purse and peed my pants at old navy