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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

:::spoiler They said I had a poor grasp of human anatomy...

I told them they could grasp MY human anatomy

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

de-encyclopedia [Trivial: Succesful] — Your trans girlfriend is not biologically capable of being impregnated.

de-logic [Medium: Failure] — Just because you've failed before doesn't mean that it's impossible, maybe you just need to get better at impregnating.

lt-dbyf-dubois — What if I just tried harder?

de-electrochemistry — Yes, yes! Pump her full of that good stuff! Breed her until she's got no choice but to bear a child for you! You can practically already feel her writhing beneath you.

de-authority [Challenging: Succesful] — You are the law. If you dominated her forcefully enough she'd have no choice but to obey you and be pregnant. Like a good girl.

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Transfems take seconds to go from debating marxism to being some of the horniest people on the planet. Its almost an art.

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You don't do both at the same time? Skill issue

I wanna be seized like the means of production.

[–] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

All statements of transfem happen in pairs. First as theory, then as horny.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the hell is going on with her boob

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Jack'O pose is a pathway to anatomy that many consider to be... Unnatural.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Honestly I could probably get close with some practice, but I do yoga and am super flexible.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Catgirls are non-Newtonian fluids

[–] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

But is this photo dynamic? I thought this is a static pose.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just keep throwing babies at the colon wall until one of them sticks. You got this, I believe in you.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The colon‽‽‽ Did you get, like, any sex education growing up‽ Lmfao. No, obviously it's the inguinal canals you have to shoot into, but you have to frame-perfectly button-mash the prostate beforehand in order to trigger the glitch. Smh can't believe people these days don't even know basic biology anymore

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nobody except trans women and a small number of urologists learns about linguinal canals. Nobody.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Anybody who's ever had treatment for an inguinal hernia now has a choice to make: transition, or go to med school.

...Or I guess both is also an option.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

linguinal canalfredo

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

*taps bandana* infinite ammo makes any mission easier

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

inguinal canals you have to shoot into

So sex is basically making linguini with white sauce.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

unfortunately, coom is white

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

reproductive health doctor looking at sperm like us-foreign-policy

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Not after enough time on HRT.

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

wdym thats where babies come from

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wdym colon wall, you're aware there's trans women with vaginas, right?

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do they not have buttholes?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well yeah, girls don't poop

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

New lore just dropped: after 1-4 months on E you just stop pooping and your butthole seals up like a caterpillar becoming a beautiful buttlessfly.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"Oh you've pinched your last loaf, missy!"

[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

volcel-kamala volcel-judge volcel-police spray-bottle

Folks this is a soaking wet horny containment zone please leave the premises immediately

volcel-kamala volcel-judge volcel-police spray-bottle

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

This is the proper use for hexbear. Pure hornyposting lea-smug

[–] Romeo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, to be this.

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago
[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

TBH i don't even want kids, but i'm not gonna pass on these free abortions.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Ngl, tho, looks too much like SA... I'll get out of here...

(Edit: I meant I didn't approve of this)

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago
[–] Orannis62@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In what way does this look like SA

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She looks roughed up in the picture... I feel like she's had more than enough...

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

the expression of a tortured individual no doubt