Checkmate conservatives I have two boyfriends
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.
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Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
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Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
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Yeah, it's gay, because, surprise-surprise, you're having sex with a woman! /s
Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity
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Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?
Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that's not a sure thing.
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I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.
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Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
Ooh, did he marry? /s
What if you're a straight man without a girlfriend?
Depends. Do you wash your ass?
I can't believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.
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