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What do you have after eating a big bowl of alphabet soup? A vowel movement. (startrek.website)

submitted 3 weeks ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] uninvitedguest@piefed.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I'm consonantipated.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Real joke in the etc etc

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 3 points 3 weeks ago

I got your vowel movement here:

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