How many twinks can I get for 3 bears?
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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The established ratio is one Goldilocks to 3 bears.
More than you can count... but are you sure you want them? Bears are so fucking TASTY
Aw, a homosexual?! I wanted a peanut!
Tell me how!
When I figure it out, I'll let you know
See first you have to collect homosexuals and then you can exchange them for goods and services.
I thought you'd have your own street corner by now.
You're slackin'
You have no idea
Be Gay For Pay
But in like a commodity exchange way, not a sex work way.
Please exchange me daddy.
Not really that remarkable. Even conservative businesses are more likely to accept gay people than American Express.
"We accept MasterCard, you discover Visa." A clear offer to split the work but with a lot of unanswered questions.
Do only gay people discover Visa? Is Visa discovered the way the Americas were, by showing up uninvited and murdering and enslaving everyone in sight? And isn't that a lot more work than accepting MasterCard?
I think this business needs to work on their communication skills.
Don't gay open inside
Homersexual
What's the exchange rate?