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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While mostly true, this is also mostly a Bell Pepper thing here with distinct stages, with Bells bred to sort of stall out at specific color stages. Scotch Bonnet also, in my experience, does the full green, neon green, yellowish green, neon orange, red stages. Each stage has a different flavor (IMO orange is the best of both worlds, sweet with floral and bitter notes from the green stage).

Though, most peppers are green and then turn red, or green, orange for a day or two, and then get to red. Plenty will turn red from the top down, or starting at the side. Everything in my garden this year was green to red.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Scotch Bonnet, holy cow the flavor they bring (and heat, those bastards scare me now).

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've dealt with (and eaten) hotter peppers. But, yesterday I was making something that called for Scotch Bonnets. I only needed 2, but they came in a pack of about 20. I didn't want to waste them, so I decided to cut up the rest and freeze some of them, and put the rest in vinegar. I spent a long time cutting them up, and washed my hands every 3-4 peppers, but somehow I still managed to get enough pepper juice on my hands that for hours afterwards my fingers were on fire.

I've never had to use gloves while cutting up peppers before. OTOH, I've also never cut up an entire package of Scotch Bonnets in one go. Next time, hopefully, I'll remember to wear gloves. At least this time I was careful never to touch my face while there was any risk of my fingers being spicy.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, the different colors come from harvesting peppers experiencing different levels of embarrassment 😳 ☺️

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you LAUGHING at the peppers??? Are you trying to make them turn beet red???

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

I can't help it, they're so cute!

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Button, cremini, and portobello are all the same mushroom picked at different stages of growth.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this actually accurate?

I know green capsicums are generally unripe but my understanding was that the different varieties start as green, then will ripen to one of red, yellow, or orange depending on variety. Not go through them all like a traffic light.

That's why you get mixed green/red etc, but you don't see ones that are four different colours as ot ripens unevenly.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah I don't think they do what OP claims. I had bell pepper plants in the garden this year. One green one, which stayed green, and one purple, which do start green but transition to just purple when ripe, but no other colors after that.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They do turn. Not as stated though it Depends on variety. Your green would have changed color with time and ripeness. The purple ones often go red as well with time. Yellow is it's own variety bred to be that color. Oddly you can get pepper plants that grow all 3 colors (snack size) at the same time. There are also permanent green peppers. And those specifically bred to turn a certain color like yellow or purple. Regardless of type often in larger sample sizes you'll get those that turn red even when they're meant to be green or orange or something.

Source: veg farmer including 5 varieties of sweet pepper and 10 varieties of hot pepper.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically yes, but actually the 3 different ones you get at the store are in fact different kinds of bell pepper that were bred to stay green, yellow, or red.

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The end color the peppers change into is genetically controlled and a wee bit complicated.

https://www.mdpi.com/2223-7747/12/11/2156

However it usually shifts from green to the final color directly.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For some varieties yes, such as the bell pepper. You can get green, yellow, orange and red bell peppers, which are all just different maturity levels.
Black peppers (old world) are very different from new world capsicum plants. They are all called peppers because they are hot, I guess. Sort of like maze being called corn, which is just Latin for grain. Shows a decided lack of imagination.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (19 children)

This is a cashew fruit:

Apparently the fruit part itself tastes like a ~~creamy apple~~ sliced pepper, but it goes off quick and so we never see it in supermarkets. Each one is a single nut. You won't look at a bag of these guys the same way ever again.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I love how the bottom looks angry

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Angry nut in a big hat.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

so we never see it in supermarkets

Talk about yourself. *Dances in Brazilian*

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Knowledge is knowing cashew is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fuit probably could go in a fruit salad. The nut, though, is a nut

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cashew nuts are fantastic in a fruit salad though... cashews, mango, strawberries, cherries and tart apple slices? With maybe a teensy bit of honey drizzled over? Thatd be delicious.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's nuts.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Same with limes ripening to become lemons

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I like to be patient until it becomes a juicy orange. Mmm. 🤤

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I did not know that! I always harvested at the lemon stage

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

what's the third stage? a tomato?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NaibofTabr 15 points 2 weeks ago

> Clemontine

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[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Same with jalapeños. They're more rare, but a red jalapeño is delicious, they're a little bit less spicy and more sweet.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just had one the other day. They are very good. Exactly what you said. Still have some jalapeño heat, but more like the sweetness of a red bell pepper.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently a lot of Jalapeños are grown very mild these days. That's much easier for the food processor to deal with. If they want something spicy they can take a mild Jalapeño and add some capcasin. If they want a mild Jalapeño, say for a Jalapeño popper or a mild sauce and it's too spicy, they can't un-spice it. So, because commercial food businesses find it easier to work with mild peppers, it's harder to find normal Jalapeños these days.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sort of; yellow, orange and red are different varieties. Buy a bell pepper plant and the tag will tell you what color they ripen. Green ones are unripe though.

You can get them that ripen purple.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

What other things do we eat before they're ripe? Anything besides olives?

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lots of things we harvest before they're done developing as they ordinarily would.

Plenty of herbs and vegetables get fibrous and unpleasant (or even impractical) to eat if we let them grow too long.

Pea varieties with edible pods (snow peas, snap peas) can continue to grow until their pods are no longer edible, while the internal seed can continue to develop and would need to be separated out like regular peas out of the pod.

Okra has a finite window where the actual fruit is edible. If you let it grow too long, it becomes hard and dry and gross, and then you'll just have to save the dessicated seeds for planting next season.

Cucumbers are also harvested early, before they become a yellow fibrous gourd. I've had to look up recipes for what to do with these when my lazy ass actually let this happen in my garden, and went with some kind of Chinese pork and cucumber soup.

Baby corn is just regular corn harvested really early. It's not actually a different species/cultivar.

Even sweet corn we harvest early while the kernels are still plump with water. Most other corn varieties we grow to where they get pretty dried out to be processed into cornmeal and other products.

Agriculture is really interesting. Timing the harvest is an important part of actually optimizing the product for specific purposes.

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[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unripe orange? Yeah. That's a lemon.

Unripe lemon? Yeah. That's actually an orange.

Hopefully you believe me. I want to discover a paradox before I die.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*shoots dogs0n*

shame, really.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tunnel is white, which means I was right.

I look down on tetris11 from god's chamber and thank them for ending my life while at my peak (discoverer of paradoxes, master of words, intellectual).

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's writing his PhD thesis in heaven now.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jalapenos ripen red. A chipotle pepper is just a jalapeno that has been allowed to ripen, and is then smoked.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

There's a useful guide that shows a variety of peppers under their "normal" name and then their "smoked" name:

Names of peppers in their fresh and dried / smoked form.

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[–] fishos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And then wait until you find out a bunch of pepper varieties are just "this other pepper but roasted"

I dropped a jalapeño under the fridge once and didn’t find it till a few weeks later. It was red.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can we frame things as a TIL that are easily verified as incorrect? Look at the red bell peppers at the grocery store, they aren't colored like a mango. They go straight from green to red.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wait till she hears about dried chili pepper (it's dried in sun light).

[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know the purple beauty peppers eventually turn red, as well as most of the purple chillies. I've grown quite a few varieties. But I'm interested if one has fully mature purple flesh that be cool...

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