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Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

[–] ropegirth@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 years ago

Man: Flared base my ass!

Doctor: Yes exactly.

Man: Wait what?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

"Goddammit, just take it out!"

[–] exonac@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think this is called an analogy.

[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

*analology