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[–] Klear@quokk.au 225 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That maxim, "There are no atheists in foxholes," it's not an argument against atheism — it's an argument against foxholes.

- James K. Morrow

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

On the other hand, if you're already on the battlefield...

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago

Praying in that situation splits your attention from staying the fuck alive and is not recommended.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 134 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I have never prayed to god and I've never been in a plane crash.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am constantly praying to god, and I've never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I say "jesus christ" about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?

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[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 109 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

So this person believes their god wants people to be in fear and panic, begging for their lives, and to die anyway? Thats so fucked up.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Christian God is a narcissist and will burn you for eternity for not praising him properly. This is nothing new.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 31 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

God breaks his own rules in the ten commandments. God tells us not to be jealous of our neighbors while describing himself as a jealous god.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

While true, christians have been sidestepping that one, and others like it, for longer than our civilization has been a nascent idea. They just say the laws that apply to man don't apply to god. It's not even that difficult of a conclusion. See: God causes a crack in the earth to swallow up an entire family because they sinned? A-ok. Can a man kill someone and their family because they sinned? Nope, have to follow the laws about it, written in some book called leshitticus or something, idk.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, that’s straight up how the Abrahamic God is described in scripture

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 99 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"I have no evidence for any of this but I know in my heart it's true!"

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago

Sums up all major religions in one sentence.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

These facts don't align with my feelz.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 85 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

According to the most recent studies, it turns out the name of God is

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

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[–] sixpants@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I heard one black box where the pilot’s final words were just a very resigned, almost conversational, “Goddamnit.”

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I heard one where the pilot exclaimed "we're doing it!" [or something similar] as he managed to fly the 747 inverted, seconds before hitting the ocean.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Strong chance my final words will be "Oh shoot, shoooot." Even tho I swear like a sailor, if it's really bad, I go for clean language.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Is this supposed to make me believe in God? As if people who die in a plane crash know more about the universe than me somehow? Does falling really fast instill some ancient forgotten knowledge in you?

[–] Doctorbllk@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

I think you may have missed the bottom text

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure there are at least four where the last thing on them is “allahu akbar”

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Technically counts as a prayer to a god...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same thing, different name :P

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 38 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Praying is wishing, It has the same effect. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't. It gives us comfort, because our brains are wired like that, if we can't get what we want, maybe some authority can give it to us by asking nicely. Expressing it soothes us. It's like screaming HELP! when you fell down a well. It's not aimed at anyone in particular, it's just a cry for anyone or anything to help you, because you're desperate.

Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It doesn't ever work. It just occasionally coincides with reality.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

Yes, and even God can't understand what is it that they want this time.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?

Why would cats pray to themselves?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Who else are they gonna pray to? Joe Pesci?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, a large percentage of the population is religious, that doesn't make their religion true

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (27 children)

This mfer has never heard of selection bias.

What are the bets they're in the US, and hearing about crashes mostly in the US?

Christianity may be the largest religion in the world, but it's a plurality, not a majority.

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is "no." Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car."

-Christopher Durang

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ok it's funny but black box doesn't record audio from the cabin. Pretty sure it just has like flight data. From the airplane sensors. And logs of actions. ?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's what satanic media wants you to think. But actually, everyone on a plane has a microphone and all the audio goes directly to the big black cube in the middle, to be recorded and stored forever.

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, I've seen a compilation of plane crash last recordings, and literally all of them are pilots screaming at each other to maneuver and/or cursing at the top of their lungs.

What's hilarious is proof that religious propaganda is wrong is always extremely easy to find. Yet your dipshit demented christian grandparents or parents will regurgitate that trash non-stop anyway.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Satanic media, how old is this?

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is that the same god who chose pedo Antoinette the horse dick sucking Russian traitor?

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

The ones who prayed to Satan were saved.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Either prayers don't work, or they make god super duper angry.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't there one whose final words are "ruh-roh raggy?"

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Well that looks like an interesting link that I will never click on. Don't feel like crying today, thanks.

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