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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Feeling-Leadership83 on 2025-11-24 02:34:23+00:00.
So I (32 F) am recently divorced and two weeks ago I reconect with a “super out of my leage” high scool friend and we have been having spectacular sex.
This friend invites me to a bbq in his cousin house and told me that this is his absolute favorite cousin, so I think to myself “I am going to be soooo charming on this thing”.
My stupid brain didn’t register that we have been on a sex marathon and no sleep for two days, so after a couple of beers I was in a state of complete ruin.
I really belived that blackouts where a lie for people to don’t take responsability for their accions… I was so wrong.
I can’t remember half of the night (I wake up safe and tuck on my friend’s bed) and my last memory was having a conversation with his barely adult cousin about how God take a good amount of time to create his cousin bc he turn out sooooo hot (It wasn’t even a conversation it was a monologe)
TL;DR: I’m 32 and I can’t handle my booze.