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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I put "palesquitting" on Google because that sounded like a real thing, and Google corrected it to "pale squirting" and served me pornhub links

what a time to be alive

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I should have put the whole text between quote marks

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

volcel-judge

twisted but if enough start searching google for the term, it might trend and meme into reality.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In this new economy we have to do all we can to force our employers to fire us without cause so we can all collect unemployment. Palesquitting is the new cheat code for this

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Lifehack: whenever unemployment benefits run out, get hired at a new company, express support for Palestine, get fired, collect!

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pales quitting? Are the whites truly so discouraged?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Qwhite quitting

[–] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

smdh working while white

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

It's been like six 9-11s, they need time for selfcare before enlisting their children in the army

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Palesquitting

I... need someone to get gulag'd for this. It's not even so much the insulting premise so much as the abject laziness of it.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's me, can I bring my laptop to the gulag?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nono , you might make up something worse. Those hands need to break rocks for that disgusting act

EDIT: I just realized you caught me not following the link. You literally did this.

You boomed me

kiryu-slam

[–] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

was about to say you aren't allowed to post truthful things on melina's comm

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dang Melina, cute name tho

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Is there any links to this based-department news?

Quitting or "being asked to leave". Love to see the memo if there was one.

Is it any relation to the MSNBC shoving their Muslim reporters under the carpet?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a bit, I made it myself

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

But yeah the butt of the joke is that anyone saying "Gazans shouldn't be genocided" are getting blacklisted

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I read "Palesquitting" as "Palesquatting" and thought "hell yeah, leg day with a free Palestine and the Light of Allah!"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

palestine-strong welp now we need the leg.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I swear we had :stalin-broly-squat:

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I swear we had :stalin-broly-squat:

The closest I could find: stalin-bummed

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

As someone who is halfway to a grasshopper in musculature, I could squat the fuck out of the fascists.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

That gave me an aneurysm. Thank you, comrade

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago