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[–] s@piefed.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump trolls the libs by having homosexual relations with them all

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 points 3 weeks ago

It would be the first human thing I’d see orange hur durr do. Actual relationship dear god.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Believe it or not, not everyone named Bubba is conservative.

[–] DeltronZero@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 weeks ago
[–] tonytins@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This just in, Mamdani deploying ICE and national guard into NYC.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, but when is he going to suck bill clinton's cock?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

After Obama, I don't get excited about any politician until I see the fucking votes.

Words don't matter. Someone saying the right things does not matter. I'm going to wait to see what happens once the reins of power are in their hands.

Maybe Mamdani's different. We'll see.