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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Reminds me of things I experienced

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You were SO close to meeting a bond character.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, from Russia with Love

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s a good experience.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

It was. Each wagon had a coal burner for heating, so there was smoke in the air.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.

"At least... I got... to say.... goodbye, 🪦"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge you and kill the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I'm a ghost so I can't communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

Ps, sorry about that. I didn't know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Awful cold in here all of the sudden.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“I was wrong about you, Rookie. You’ve got what it takes. I know you’ll make me prou—“

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mendozaaaaaa!

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Masculine urge to give my partner the evidence as I skip town to ~~retire~~ open a beach side restaurant in a tropical paradise.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also gives you a chance to be brought back for the sequel!

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that's two days away.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn't revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it's too late to save you.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the masculine urge to die

yeah I had that too until I started hormones

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Now it's a feminine urge to die?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] TheFresh16@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a delightful title you've chosen.

A+ would meme again

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If unaware, you may enjoy this contest (of which I've chosen the 2021, but there are many and they are great)

adding the 2012 because it's just the best

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Since we're talking fantasies then I'll go with martyr for the cause

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Rookie partner in crime !

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they're in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Now you're getting it!

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm, bottom right checking in

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is the direction FRONT TOWARD ENEMY?

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[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

I believe the third one is Thunderbird character

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you seen Blade Runner 2049?

[–] Rezoie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 6 points 3 weeks ago

"As the weather worsened, I caught a glimpse of the rusted shells of previous lives that had been lived out here in this swampy shit hole, and I wondered if I would end up the same way, or what would happen to the girl I was supposed to protect."

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's very specific, but I can see it.

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

The perfect death doesn't exi.....

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew without clicking this would be Max Payne or Obra Dinn

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, it started playing in my head like the lan party someone brought a 0 day release to was last week. Stopped the lan part of the party dead in it's tracks. However, that wasn't last week. That was a quarter of a century ago. Time to brood a little, staring into the fireplace I guess.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

same! We stayed up all night taking turns playing

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fuuuuuuuck, I felt that lol

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