I'd like to sexily eat a banana for someone, but I have a lot of flavor and texture issues regarding food. Maybe there's a way to seductively eat ramen...
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The best way to eat a banana is as dry chips, with Indian spices sprinkled on them.
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Depends. Is he over 40?
What an ALPHA manly man with hardworking man-hands!
..where did his chin go though?