This is yet another reason why it's better to drink at home, by yourself!
All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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If you're not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.
Nah, it's because you ordered the ice cream drink and the bartender does not want to have to clean the fucking blender again for your $1 tip.
You need to flash a lil bit of the "Washingtons"...or the "Bens" if the first/second.. don't work, hahahaah.