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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Step one:

Plug in a computer device into the first hdmi port.

Step two: Profit?

Or is it even more Invasive then this?

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some smart TVs also run content recognition algorithms on whatever input you give them, and upload it to the company servers who analyze it for profiling your interests. Maybe even sell that information for profit.

Link for more info: https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-office/home-entertainment/you-should-turn-off-acr-on-your-tv-right-now-and-why-it-makes-such-a-big-difference/

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, so you "plug computer into hdmi" and "do not connect TV to network of any variety"

[–] mech@feddit.org 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

"Before you can use your device, please finish the setup process"
"Step 1: Connect to the internet"
[ ] OK
[X] Cancel

TV turns off

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 56 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Then you return that shitbox and complain that it does not function properly.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Easiest 1-star review: TV does not function without internet.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

My 2-star review: Someone shit on this TV before returning it. I wanted to give the TV one star because it doesn't function without Internet. But I'm adding a star because that turd was fucking massive and it's pretty cool to shit on something like this before returning it.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We shouldn't be forced to do these things, but connect it to a junk wifi signal setup using tethering or something and once setup is done, disable it.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Itll ping a server. No server, no setup. Itll say it has to download software updates.

[–] webhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Tether to a bullshit Wi-Fi name (like with your phone), finish setup, turn it off and never enable that particular name again. Or research if your TV is like that before you buy it and just don't buy it. But shit happens so you deal with what comes at you as it comes at you.

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

There's always a niche instance but my example gives it a valid, but disposable, connection to complete setup, it can totally ping that server there at the beginning and give the all clear. And then you turn off that disposable Wi-Fi signal.

[–] 0x0 3 points 4 weeks ago

Set up a temporary network from a phone and kill it as soon as the TV is satisfied, or even better, return it and tell them exactly why.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Apparently, if not configured for local WiFi, many smart TVs will attempt to break into any other SSID they can find - with no input from the user requesting that it do so.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Good thing routers use encryption by default out of the box these days.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

Just shield your entire living space.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

What the fuck.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is an urban legend.

[–] Hyperrealism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I do sometimes wonder, if the tv isn't recording what I do on my pc.

Also, RTFM. It took me 5 years to realize that the reason HDR wasn't working on my tv, is because it only works if I plug my pc in to the third hdmi port.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea what is with the tv manufactures not making hdmi 1 the "feature" input. It makes no sense to me! Make 1 the best and sort the others to worst.

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe its a residue from "turn to channel 3 to see aux input"? Only halfway /s

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Some smart TVs do perform content recognition on all input channels, but you should be safe as long as it doesn't connect to WiFi. See my other comment in this thread for more info.

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As someone who doesn't own a smart tv, I believe I heard they even show ads as overlay on any input. As long as it is connected to the web, of course.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

IIRC the ads (currently) are only done in the smart OS part of the TV, not the direct input.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It can't download any ads nor invade your privacy if it doesn't have internet connection.

[–] RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

so are you moving deep into the woods, or will you remove its antenna before turning it on?

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No need for the woods, you never connect it to the network.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

As others have pointed out: some TVs will connect to any open or low security wifi if none is configured.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

This is so gross.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry for those initials as we do not think it is bull shit.

^FU

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Look, we can't be blamed for what our parents named us. ^SMH

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

We appreciate that you contacted us to learn more about our ad function.
Sincerely

^GTFO

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

There are no possible justifications for this.

People who trot out about "subsidized" prices can take a hike, as the prices haven't gone down, and there arent options to not have this.

They want their cake and to eat it, and to shit in your mouth.

The first 2 weren't enough.

[–] ElectroLisa@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 weeks ago

Oop is an NFT shill

[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

here is a smart tv OS https://osmc.tv/ it's foss o think

also someone on reddit just put this on a resperry pi and blackholed the mac addresss of the smart tv on his router

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They still do sampling/fingerprinting and shadow mesh networks to reach a connection.

Smart TV's should not be tolerated.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How does that work. That's horrifying.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Data jumps from TV to TV (or just Samsung device to Samsung¹ device) til it finds one connected to WiFi that can get to the internet.

¹or whatever company

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely filthy. Fuck I hate ads

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Stay angry. Trees have good memories, or something?

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone screw up your prompt or what?

Sorry I'll be more literal and less post-ironic next time.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve never done Business social in any serious capacity. Do platforms really not have an Enterprise feature to internally report who posted something?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Twitter fucked up the API after Musk bought it, but you could at least have employees copy posts into a spreadsheet.

I think this is fake, though. I don't have a Twitter amount, so I'm not going to check.

Twitter used to, but disabled it.