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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What actually happened.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ: "Did you just invade Eastern Ukraine with your army?"

πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί: "It's not a war, it's a special military operation."

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 22 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

And "achtchually it's russia already you see" shows mentally deranged history writings and made up proofs.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

"It'll only last two weeks. Trust me, bro."

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get the joke but the whole schtick was that Russia was defending Russian-speakers in the Donbas. Bombing them would have strengthened their case.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Unless they did a "NATO's Hottest Season Ordinance 2014".

That would gave them an F35-delivered humble pie.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

TranscriptionWhat the USA should've done after "Little Green Men" invaded eastern Ukraine in 2014.

US: "Did you just invade eastern Ukraine with your army?"

Russia: "No."

*One day later.*

Russia: "Did you just bomb my troops in eastern Ukraine?"

US: "I thought you didn't have troops there."

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A very similar exchange happened in Syria in 2018.

According to sources in Wagner, cited by news media as well as the Department of Defense, U.S. forces were in constant contact with the official Russian liaison officer posted in Deir ez-Zor throughout the engagement, and only opened fire after they had received assurances that no regular Russian troops were in action or at risk. The clashes lasted four hours and saw more than 100 Syrian pro-government fighters killed, with one SDF fighter injured, according to the coalition. No U.S. troops were reported killed or wounded.

We were all over here waiting for a Conoco Fields part 2