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Lucky enough, I am C++ Developer (infosec.pub)

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

"Yeah I am something of a Javascript user myself"

opens any modern webpage

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I wouldn't date an RStudio user. Real men do their R coding in Jupyter.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

... and thus they also have no time left to date.

I was gonna comment on why Jupyter isn't on here, and then I realized that any one who uses 'raw' R and/or Jupyter... they have 0 free time, they are generally overworked as fuck, thus they correctly are not even on a dating social graph.

Search your heart, or your datasets, you know it to be true.

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[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone using the web are JavaScript users, but what about JavaScript developers?

[–] Uri 4 points 4 months ago

Hopefully I keep js disabled

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What do I get as PHP Developer?

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

A lambo obviously

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[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

RStudio and SQL are the only ones of those things I’m aware of having experience with (no idea what language rimworld is coded in, but I’ve also only read that, not tried to modify it).

But if some dude wanted to spend a bunch of time and energy to teach me all about their burning passion language or whatever, that’d be pretty hot. Maybe not JavaScript.. ;)

Not in a “dick me down immediately” sort of way, ofc, but in a “mmmm sexy brain and sexy willingness to teach complicated stuff” sort of way. And really to me that’s a solid spring-board to “dick me down immediately” territory.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I second this. This is how I got my wife to like me.

Be careful not to go overboard though, my wife, during the first few weeks, thought I might be hacking into her phone because I was tech savvy and we had too many weird things in common.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I hate C++ so much

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I started learning Coq recently. Where does that place me?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It places you one year ago before they rebranded in rocq (obviously to stop the puns)

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

That sounds harder.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 2 points 4 months ago

I know but I choose to ignore the rebranding, for exactly the same reason

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

So that's why they teach c++ in schools.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago

Matlab?! Holy shit hahaha

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