Nah it's like the poop knife
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight
This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.
Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔
Depends on the poop engagement distance
What, you don't shoot the shit with your friends?..
Doesn't every family have a poop gun?
I have a poop knife
I get this reference
Thanks. I wasn't sure who would.
Mine does but it's an airsoft gun. This guy's gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.
For when you just want to shoot the shit
Who would ever need this?
Just your typical restroom in Texas
Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.
This person pays their debts
Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.
it's probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.
Shouldn't it be a flamethrower then?
Should be a "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" button
Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.
Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times
Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔
Inquiring minds must know...
I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.
'Murica
Just don't stroke the barrel too hard if you don't want to have an accident
just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.
Fr tho that's a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.
Need the extended mag cuz you ain't hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.
Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.
Good idea, when two rolls aren't enough.
Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.