Why not pick the laziest sport and try to become a real world Happy Gilmore ( minus all the rage enduced swearing or childish antics on the field ).
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CS... never was good at it, never will be, but it's somewhat fun at least
Counter-Strike? Cybersex?
Both
Snooker.
This or some other cue / billiard sport. The question doesn't specify I have to be good at it.
I figured with the way my body is broken down already, there is no way I could play a traditional sport.
Table Tennis. (A.K.A. Ping Pong, but that's actually a trademark)
or badminton.
Also good. I can reach over the net in that one. (Doesn't mean I can win, just not lose as bad)
Oh powerlifting, and I wouldn't be competitive. Just lift whatever I could, and lose the competition, forever. I guess that's amateur though? Hmm.
I cannot imagine anyone paying me to play any sport at all.
Darts.
Pretty good Matt and Shane secret podcast bit about forcing NFL players to play to death. If I remember right, when they hit 65 they get put on special teams. That maximizes the chance of being obliterated/turned to dust by a stud running into them full speed.
Kicker with a good line could make it to their fifties if their back holds out.
Olympic walking. I'll be taking it really really easy. I'll have headphones and an ice cream cone
Ice skating and/or inline skating. Not sure how safe that is to do for so long, but I like going fast.
Football kicker
For the non-North Americans, the place kicker specializes in kicking the ball through the goalposts. In a sport where most pros have retired by age 40, the best kickers will often play until they’re nearly 50.
Not the most professional, though there are world cups, but playing pétanque is surely something you can do til 65 and beyond!
Table tennis
Table tennis
Fencing
Baseball, easy.
Badminton
Skiing, as I actually enjoy it.
Running or cycling.
Penmanship.
Does chess count?
Field hockey
I already know the rules since I played as a kid. There is no physical contact, so it’s safer than some other sports, unless you get hit with the ball or a stick to the shins.
Sumo. I reckon the other wrestlers would just gently push me out of the ring and I’d be ok with that.