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I think this might be the answer
Curling.
Do I have to me good at it or is someone just going to pay me to do it regardless? I guess motorsport
Online Chess is now officially Esport... so that... xD
I'd be the next Hikaru Nakamura, live stream chess stuff and act cool af.
Snooker.
This was my first thought. Honourable mentions to golf and darts.
Bowling
Chess
Are we calling chess a sport? In that case why not magic the gathering or black jack
MtG is pay to win these days (by virtue of the series shifts to crazier or more collectible cards) and blackjack is designed to be RNG hell. Why subject yourself to either of those?
I read something about how some grandmasters think so hard that they burn as many calories as pro athletes. Their brains are going so wild that it can cause extreme fatigue and the shakes.
The post said that you'd be forced to play the sport till 65, not that you need to be good at it, I'll have a long career of losing matches then lol
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Swimming.
Archery
Naked twister.
Do people currently get paid to play naked twister? Seems like more of a collegiate level sport
Depends on the production value, bu most people just use onlyfans these days.
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Ping pong. You might think all the humiliating losses as my reflexes slow down might become hard to take, but if they don't bother me now, why should it bother me later?
Chess
Yup. I wouldn’t be very good at it, but it’s indoor work with no heavy lifting or cardio, and if it’s my job until I’m 65 that implies that it’ll pay the bills so how good I actually am doesn’t really matter very much
Rowing or swimming. As long as I'm not trying to be world record level, I won't be ruining my body. If I'm just training as much as they do, it won't be much worse than a full time job.
I would have picked skydiving, but the lead exposure is a little too much for me to want to do it as a 10 jumps a day type of job.
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If esports count, I'd like to be like this guy and get a contract to play rhythm games professionally
Otherwise... Probably swimming or race walking, not too many professional sports I could think of that one can do into their 60s without wrecking their body
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Race car driver
Jerry?
Professional wrestling for me.
Do esports count? Because that.
Quidditch, because it would change the laws of physics and everything would probably explode in a hilarious hellfire
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Disc Golf
Cricket. There are many different roles in the team and you get to hang out outside with your teammates all day. Also, if it rains you go inside and have something to eat.
Darts
Every last one of you could have chosen drone racing and yet none of you did.
Drone racing.
How about E Sports? I'm not competitive good, but I can play video games all day.
Biking or swimming
Why not pick the laziest sport and try to become a real world Happy Gilmore ( minus all the rage enduced swearing or childish antics on the field ).
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