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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

What if North and South Dakota finally resolve their differences and unite into a single Megadakota? Do they have a flag for that?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They'd just finally give DC representation to correct the balance.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Way simpler than having to replace a lot of flags

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] espentan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The less temperate Grand Canaria

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't be rediculous. How could the Dakotas possibly put aside their differences and merge into one big Dakota? Because some kid wished for it on a couple fairies or something?

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mega? Put together they're barely a Phoenix Arizona. Each one alone is the size of San Francisco

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

or west virginia and virginia combines to form "virginia combine

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

people don't understand that the DOD has had decades to create op plans for damned near every potential situation. so fuck yeah idaho, but also, florida or oklahoma rebelling, vermont being taken over by genetically modified bears, or even people in Nevada waking up and suddenly realizing they live in a godforsaken hell hole. There's a plan for them all.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

or oklahoma rebelling

The issue is that they stop sucking and cause Texas to fall into the Gulf of Mexico.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

or the gulf of mexico encroaches on texas.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd miss the food...

[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

They literally were at some point hiring non fiction writers to come up with scenarios. The DOD has 'legitimate' 'playbooks' for alien invasions, wakanda's and even super people. There is surely mostly grounded in reality scenarios but the out there ones are the most fun to consider is being taken seriously. I like the genetically engineered bears one haha

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do they also have a plan in case a portal opens in Ohio and fantasy invaders come from within and start killing civilians and pillaging before we counterattack and spread freedom and democracy across the magical empire?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

sounds like a chapter from Dungeon Crawler Carl. And no, we're not prepared for that at all, like Clarke said, the technological disparity is so great, it may as well be magic.

[–] Darkness343@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's just fireballs and shit, elves, Orcs, backwards humans and some big ass dragons perhaps. Nothing we can't annihilate from afar.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

a little to west, in cheyenne mountains.

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[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Idaho Initiative is merely a smokescreen, hiding their intentions for Ohio.

What they don't know is that Ohio has its own plans.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Really? You expect me to believe Ohio plans anything?? 🤣

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, i plan on getting some Skyline chili on my way home from the Buckeye game this Saturday

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a fellow Ohioan I am appalled, Wendy's has better chili.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't eat Skyline because it's good. I eat it because I'm depressed

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

They plan their next meth or Fenty fix.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Appearently idaho is one of the most conservative states in America and is one of the largest potato producing regions in the world.

I was just looking for reasons for it to disappear. Trump likes potatoes?

Also has a massive nuclear research center.... Hmm.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not just conservative, but far-right white supremacists.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

idaho is the forefront of white supremecist movement, nobody would notice if it was suddenly gone.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i don't think anyone has really confirmed it even exists. people just take it for granted, but have you seen Idaho firsthand?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

classic government plant "hey fellow citizens, Idaho is totes real amirite?" i wasn't born yesterday

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to hear you had to go through that 😔

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So am I. Though the snake river is beautiful.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oregon trail ptsd

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Idaho is like that one planet from Star Trek that is out of phase with the rest of the universe and is only physically there for a few hundred years before it shifts back out. We are close to a phase shift.

Source: My mom was from Idaho.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

We are close to a phase shift.

thank goodness, I'm tired of all their sick people clogging up the hospitals in WA and OR.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

the planet in tng, basically advanced cloaked from the rest of the galaxy or the delta quadrant planet that is out of sync of time with the rest of the galaxy.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You've heard of the Greater Idaho Movement, get ready gor the Lesser Idaho Movement

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

They’re gonna give Russia Alaska

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Just make DC state. Voila! Same flag.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait a minute... idaho backwards is ohadi...

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait a minute...

ohadi

ohad

oha

oh

o

or

ore

oreg

orego

oregon

[–] dondelelcaro@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Does he have something against 1959 when the US had a 49 star flag before Hawaii became a state?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I say we nuke the place from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

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