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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So gay

-MAGAt cultists

[โ€“] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You guys are misinterpreting this. He's not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

[โ€“] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think what they mean is "serving anyones needs but mine and Great Leaders makes me feel bad"

[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

She's looking at him and thinking, Oh that's the reason he's so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.

[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

My right foot was only meant to step on the moon. So I'm not going to use it for anything else!

[โ€“] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.

[โ€“] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

What's the woman's name? I suspect she is a beard.

(to title) I mean, if you're a woman, yeah :p

[โ€“] GehLordFocker@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What else r should I say....EVERYONE is GAY

What else could I write.... I don't have the right

Ironically, that kinda is what he said. The meme is misrepresenting what he actually said, for some reason. Without getting too deep into it, he basically said that sex that wasnt for the express purpose of making babies, was "gay sex". The mention of orgasms, was in relation to this. Not about his wife, or about not giving your wife orgasms. Just that having sex only to have orgasms was "gay sex".

So, yes, he basically said that anyone having sex that wasnt about making babies, was gay...

Makes sense it might feel "gay" for him since he is a giant pussy.

Is the "wife" a chick with a dick?

[โ€“] notreallyhere@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] peopleproblems@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

See there's a problem here. My philosophy is that she gets off. No matter how hard I work at it. However I can't just go up and tell women this.

I thought I couldn't date hot women because of my appearance. So they'd never find out my philosophy.

It actually turns out I can't date hot women, especially hot women like this, because hot and intelligent are uncorrelated (not positively or negatively, just no correlation). This woman, in particular (assuming that's his wife) is physically attractive, but given her choice of partner, is clearly unable to think. Why the fuck would I be sexually attracted to someone who can't think.

Which explains why I don't even bother following up. The slightest hint of stupid makes them unattractive. So it's not my appearance, is it? It's something else that's wrong with me. I'm like biologically elitist.

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