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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this 🫴 ...πŸ¦‹ bisexuality in the closet?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn't want to/doesn't like it.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 17 points 1 month ago

Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a way to tell on yourself there dude.

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[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Skill issue

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I think their view of women is pretty clear:

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=101

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

And they seriously fucking wonder why women don't want to date them? Are they serious?...??

These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

these people are lunatics

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

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