Enormous, like the burden of leadership on the Queen's shoulders
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Her breasts were unassuming yet intelligent looking, nodding gently as though understanding a calculus lecture.
"They looked as if they are thinking about learning opengl."
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My recent mammogram report came with a sentence in bold-face: Your breasts are extremely dense
So probably F
Reminds me of a friend, she can't swim but we all thought she'd float 'cause of her giant tits. Turns out she sinks faster than a rock. Science has yet to find an explanation. (We rescued her, she's fine.)
she was lent an air of mystery by the event horizon if her breasts, a sort of halo around her upper chest. The...
They plopped out from under her bra into my hands like a pair of jiggly neutron stars
The wind took on an unnatural howl as it passed over the cyclopean geometry of her breasts. I stared, but did not, could not, comprehend.
Edit: "My eyes are up here" she said–but I would not, could not, look away. I Began to weep as i realized they were the last thing I would ever see, blackness creeping in at the edges of my vision every time I put forth the heroic effort to turn my head.
Sorry I'm crying from laughter, this is pure poetry
I need to start describing my boobs in funnier ways, this is such a fun writing idea
Overly abundant and boringly drapey.
SO just stared at the list. Stared at me with those "deer in a spotlight" eyes. Then walked away.
So ... still no idea.
I think E comes closest to that.
A and D
I'm one of very few 50+ women with perky natural tits. A small advantage of cracking my egg late.
I'm 40 something and can never be without a bra anymore so I'm green with envy!
They'll sag soon enough. 😉 I've only had 'em for a little over a year. I do enjoy the perkiness for now and I'm hoping for a little more growth. At least filling out an A-cup would be nice. Now they're just rattling around in there.
Haha well enjoy the girls while they're at peak fitness!
I am and I will. ☺️
Closest for me is "robust and welcoming"
Modest and indecisive with nipples that grow more verdant by the year.
Something to be left up to the imagination :,3
(Aka non existent)
Definitely B.
Somehow, A and E at the same time.
A, probably- Maybe after more time I'm the estrogen oven I'll have more, but for the moment I'm barely an A cup, much less notable in any major way.
My wife likes them so far though so there's that.
F
I don't really date men, but lesbians maybe? LOL
A I guess is closest, but maybe "Shy, and bad listeners." I.e. small and east/west facing needing a pushup to get attention. 🤣
Hmm. Nursed 4 kids, never got bigger than what people think of as an A cup, never really sagged or got big, gonna go with "small, but persistent"
C but heading toward D or F, I'd say.
None if c d or e quite fit. Thry are perky, they are stern, they are shy, and they are judging you.
I thought this was a women only community why is a male author being promoted? Shouldn't we focus on our own authors and creatives?
A) no single author is being promoted, and based off of the pfp the poster in the screenshot is female. B) it’s making fun of a writing style often seen used by male authors
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Please feel free to share stuff about creative women, we love to hear about them! This post is looking at patriarchy and misogyny in writing
Shhh let us have fun.
Do you think it was just having fun when the male author chose to write about his mother and sisters in this way?
That's literally the whole point. Male authors aren't "having fun" when they write about woman like this, all women. They write women in derogatory and ridiculous ways, but they're being serious about it. We ridicule this writing style, because that takes away its ability to be used seriously, any longer. We are laughing at the people who are so poor at describing women, they shouldn't be called authors. It's calling on them to be better. I understand it can cause anger to see, it gave me, and probably others those emotions, first, too. There is no better clap down, though, than ridiculing someone's work, who attempt to be serious and attempts to portray themselves as good at a thing they're obviously failing hard, at.
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As a writer? Yes. Writing is fun.
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Which male author? Emily Murnane?
D for sure
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